dirk_gently: (bzuh!?)
((Continued from this.))

Dirk leaves Mayfair in ill-fitting clothes, leaning on Hippolyta as little as possible. He knows he's on shaky ground with her, but there's only so carefully he can tread when his body feels entirely the wrong shape and he's having to get used to being on only two feet again. He misses the whiskers most of all. Whiskers are not for show, they're not even just a kind of extra hand, they're more like an actual sense and losing them is like being struck blind. His head aches with the reorganization of cat-shaped thoughts and memories slowly being translated back to human-shaped ones and he's pretty sure there's plenty getting lost along the way. He's thinking hard, though, and because he is Dirk and very intelligent about anything that isn't social interaction this is some sharp thinking.
By the time he's settled onto his own couch in his own house he's thinking that it's pretty interesting that nobody figured out he was a cat. Logically if anyone had noticed him missing they would have started looking for him, and an overweight cat with a bashed-in nose and glasses, while it isn't a dead ringer for him, should have at least set off a few bells in somebody's head. As near as he can tell, Melinda kept her word and didn't let anyone else know.
Does this mean no one even noticed he was missing?
He can feel himself beginning to scowl and it's not just because of the raging headache.
dirk_gently: (Schrodinger's cat)
The great Zaganza says:

November 27, Sagittarius
If Today is your Birthday
That clever plan you're plotting? Not so clever. It's going to backfire on you horribly. But don't worry! There's nothing you can do about it. In the coming year you need to lose a lot of weight, pay back all the money you owe,and donate extra to charities. You probably won't succeed at any of this because the fiscal outlook for your next year is very bad, and as for the rest... well, it wouldn't make much difference; Even if you lose weight, you'll still be ugly.

Tarot meme

Nov. 25th, 2006 01:43 am
dirk_gently: (Dirkitty what?)
tarot )

((Yes, Dirk is still a cat and staying with Hips... and leaving kitty pawprints on the keyboard when no one's home.))
dirk_gently: (Dirkitty sit)
((Finished coloring the Ramon & Dirkitty picture. Oh gods how I loathe coloring. I wish I'd either put Ramon's coat on him or picked a different color for the couch. Picture.))

OOC arts

Nov. 19th, 2006 12:39 pm
dirk_gently: (OMGWTFBBQ!?)
((Just because. Finished inking this morning, posting this from work, colored version to come.))
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Nov. 16th, 2006 04:20 pm
dirk_gently: (Dirkitty grump)
am a cat
damn the nexus
pls send help pizza.

((Nexus link here))


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