Baaaaa...

Aug. 2nd, 2009 10:31 pm
dirk_gently: (OMGWTFBBQ!?)
Comment here with your character's name for a big appropriate-sized block of text about how mine feels regarding yours.

The current list for my chars...
[livejournal.com profile] dirk__gently
[livejournal.com profile] call_me_rat
[livejournal.com profile] t_coleburn
[livejournal.com profile] greyedwhite
[livejournal.com profile] maylookatkings
[livejournal.com profile] librarykeeper
[livejournal.com profile] flyhighthing
[livejournal.com profile] agoodfellow
dirk_gently: (cupotea)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I pushed [livejournal.com profile] h_hollister in the mud (-17 points). In April I stole [livejournal.com profile] large_hammer's purse (-30 points). In July I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] 8th_castellan in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I turned [livejournal.com profile] anodynetwin in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (284 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
dirk__gently

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:


Hmh. I'm not sure I want an easy-bake oven, it wouldn't do to burn the house down. Heating frozen pizzas is as fancy as I get in the kitchen, thanks.
I'd also never push Hollister in the mud, although it brings female mud wrestling to mind... and the idea of Thor with a purse is one that ought to keep me smiling a while.

I'd like to point out that if anyone wants to wish me happy birthday, it was last month. I spent it as a tree. I've had better birthdays.
dirk_gently: (Schrodinger's cat)
1. Ask me three questions you want to know the truth about.
2. I'll answer two.
3. One I'll tell the truth about.
4. One I'll lie about.
5. The question left over you have to try to answer for me.
dirk_gently: (cupotea)

Dashing through the snow,
In an one-horse open sleigh,
O'er the dirk__gently we go,
Laughing all the way.


Jingle Bells
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Get your own song :


Story of my life, really. Story of my life.

Tarot meme

Nov. 25th, 2006 01:43 am
dirk_gently: (Dirkitty what?)
tarot )

((Yes, Dirk is still a cat and staying with Hips... and leaving kitty pawprints on the keyboard when no one's home.))
dirk_gently: (disgruntled)
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV these days.  (Never did.) I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses. × I love to play video games. × I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.  (Well? Who hasn't? But it's not a habit.) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (How would I know?) × I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
it goes on... )

Still have a headache, still single, and now I have the urge to hit someone with a dead fish. Thanks meme.
dirk_gently: (bored)
Grmf. So what's the problem? I refuse to believe that all my romantic endeavors fail on the shallow significance of my height and weight alone. Getting taller is beyond my control anyway, and I'm not about to start dieting.
Read more... )

I'm thinking, through the headache. I'm thinking that my only good relationships with women are the ones with women who are already taken.
What does this say about me?

ennui

Oct. 26th, 2006 11:40 am
dirk_gently: (vices)
When Gilks first went missing, I was... energized; It seemed like a call to action that could not be ignored. My subsequent actions have come to nothing and the months drag on. My motivation is sapped. Hollister comes and vanishes and reappears and I have no idea what's going on there. It occurs to me I don't really have any good contacts in the Nexus, or I might be more informed. I'd like to blame someone or something else for this but I do spend the majority of my time these days running up my tab at Hollister's, an allowance that seems to continue regardless of her status as a missing or non-missing person.
I need something new, something to kick myself into action again. I need something more interesting to look for than missing cats.

chess meme )

The great Zaganza says:
Excellent day to dig a very big hole. Use it to bury your personal bluebird of happiness. The cat killed it.

:P
In other news, I'm getting older next month.
dirk_gently: (omgwtfbbq!?!)
Yoinked from Hips, altered/stolen idea from Crane.

1. One icon that makes you automatically think of me.
2. One icon that you think should really be used more often.
3. One icon that you don't get/needs more explanation/you have no idea why I have it.
4. Comment using an icon of yours that you love, and tell me why you picked that one too.
5. What should I make a new icon of?
dirk_gently: (disgruntled)
Hmh. Online tests are inherently skewed.
And I do not believe I have extrasensory abilities.


DisorderRating
Paranoid:Low
Schizoid:High
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:High
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:Very High
Narcissistic:Very High
Avoidant:Low
Dependent:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate

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