Dirk! Oh, smegging hell, I'm so sorry. Everything went tits up for me last month and it's been insane ever since. I'm in Spain right now, taking a well needed vacation. And I told you, your tab at my pub is bottomless. Like the fountain of youth. Only with booze.

I'm having a Halloween party on the 31st; I'd be dead chuffed if you came. The theme is Rogue's Gallery. Come as your favorite villain. :D

Also, when's your birthday? Mine's eleven November.