I've heard castles are drafty, so I'm really not envious, but yes my flat is cold. My flat has had a glorious polyethylene front for... a while now. I really should pay them so I can get that fixed but, alas, I am as ever in the midst of a minor cash-flow crisis. You know how it is. The neighbours are not even remotely understanding about this, ranting on about property values. I'm the one with a bloody tarp for a wall.
Ahem.
Hmmm... so this means I get to see where you live? Posh mansion, is it? To go with your holiday and weekend castle getaway? I'll be there, barring quantum interference, of course.

((Will there be LOL? Pleeease tell there will be Nexus LOL?))